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Good News, Bad News
Of mighty forces deemed eclectic,
the ones whose clout we most respect,
near topping all's high-tech electric;
can cause convulsions if unchecked.
Thus cables, toasters, plugs are shielded
to keep crisp current close at heel;
on flick of switch full power's wielded,
but do beware! Dire danger's real.
Belle Bluehair sits in coiffeur's chamber,
her dryer hums, then sudden flame!
Before her time, yet curtains claimed her;
was not her fault, a frying shame.
Great progress often comes with downers;
base, wretched dirty tricks abound.
I s'pose it's true. Well, hang the frowners;
just plug it in.but mind the ground!
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